(To the tune of Jolly Old Saint Nicholas)

Merry Christmas to my friends
Really love you all
You've made this year an awesome one
That I do recall

Every year I'm glad I have
Each and every one
I hope that all your Christmases
Are full of joy and fun

Dipper gave me music time
From Kres I got some art
You both are special to me
I hold you in my heart

Wessy's love made my day bright
Blackwell made me smile
Both of these made me good
They have for quite a while

I may groan at Malcolm's jokes
Or sigh at Timmie's puns
Truth be told, they make me laugh
I really love each one

Tdawg, Helix, Backlash too
Thanks for being there
Diablo, Milgrove; this is true
The streams showed me you care

Joey, Sugi, don't forget
I'm glad to have you near
David and my skunk friend Matt
You've brought me lots of cheer

Shiny loving Kittybird
And Hollie's laugh as well
Both of you, without a word,
Have made me feel quite swell

Then there's Alyx, Mad and Rob
Though I'm not done yet
Shane, Selas, StevenRoy too
Are friends I'm glad I met

Dallas, Faust, Fraddas and Chains
Though we don't talk a lot
I'm thankful for the special times
That each of you has brought

Henry, Chris, my dearest friends
Please hear what I say
I'm glad I have you both around
Each and every day

To Naka, my sweet loving mom
And Grubbs, my Papa Bear
Don't think I've forgotten you
There's always love to spare

I won't leave out my big bro pine
Quillcy, that means you
Thwaitesy, Spyke, Tenki and Vale
It's great to have you too

Yukon, Romeo, Whisker now
I'm glad that we're friends
Thordrake, Stevie, and Wolf's Rain
I hope that never ends

To those of you I didn't say
Don't think I left you out
You are all great friends to me
I say that with a shout

Christmas day is coming soon
I have to say I'm proud
To have the friends that I now do
From the quiet to the loud

Hope your holidays are happy
And your Christmas merry too
I'll say it one final time
I love all of you