I got a really bad gastrointestinal bug which wound me up in the hospital a little over a week ago. I was slowly recovering from it and I can eat anything... almost.

Well I was left with an inability to digest eggs now. So attempting to eat them puts me in extreme pain until I throw up at which point the pain lessens but is still there for a few more hours.

WE WILL MOURNE THE LOSS OF MY ABILITY TO EAT DELICIOUS CHICKEN PERIODS weeps