Year 2040. The US President is a "genderless", "ageless" psychadelic dubstep cat, bringing exclusive treatment to genderless, ageless psychadelic dubstep cats all over America.......

The new genderless, ageless, psychadelic dubstep cat president of the United States, exacting ("speciesism"???) racism upon all dogs, dragons, ferrets, cars, and other rubix cubes who accuse "THEM" of having an evil "Endless Bonus Level Agenda" because they were supposedly born in Minus World, and are thus an illegitimate commander in chief unfit to rule over the Mushroom Kingdom...............~

In other news, I've reinstalled TES4 Oblivion GotY and TES3 Morrowind GotY. \o/ <333