Wanna get some talking severed heads that say flirt with you and say vaguely homosexual things, but you're too cheap to shell out for the real cost?

You can do that now, just bid on these auctions:
http://www.furbuy.com/auctions/1060237.html
http://www.furbuy.com/auctions/1060238.html
http://www.furbuy.com/auctions/1060239.html