Taken from RieWiggles @ deviantART --

Stan:
[ ] You're the normal kid
[x] You have an older sister
[ ] You often puke
[ ] You have a poofball hat
[ ] One of your parents is a geologist
[ ] Your dad can be really stupid/stubborn
[x] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] You have a lot of talents
Count: 3

Kyle:
[ ] You're Jewish
[ ] You own an ushanka
[ ] You have an adopted sibling
[ ] You easily get mad
[x] Your hair is curly
[ ] You're diabetic
[ ] Green and Orange are one of your favorite colors
[ ] One of your parents is a lawyer
Count: 1

Cartman:
[ ] You're fat/big-boned
[ ] You get made fun of because of your body weight
[ ] People make fat jokes about you
[x] You eat a lot of junk food
[ ] You love acting/dressing like Hitler
[ ] You think Ginger Kids have no souls
[ ] You've once made over 10,000 dollars
[x] You have a single mother for a reason
Count: 2

Kenny:
[ ] You hide your face
[x] You're quiet
[ ] You love boobies
[ ] You're such a pervert with a dirty mind
[ ] You have cheesed before
[x] You're poor
[ ] Your parents fight all the time
[ ] You beg for money
Count: 2

Butters:
[ ] You often get called "gay"
[ ] You get grounded all the time
[ ] You don't have a lot of hair
[x] You've seen your parents naked before
[ ] You have a fatass friend
[x] You're not that popular at school
[ ] You dance
[x] You've fallen in love with the opposite sex
Count: 3

Craig:
[ ] You flip people off
[ ] You're one of the cool kids at school
[x] You've gotten ripped off before
[ ] You think you're cool
[x] Most of the time you're not happy
[ ] You don't participate in anything you think sucks
[ ] If you did something you have never done before, you would be sooo happy
[ ] Your last name starts with a T
[x] You like things nice and boring
Count: 3

Thomas:
[ ] You have tourettes
[ ] You scream obscenities a lot
[ ] You can say shitballs to the principal
[ ] People offer to do your laundry
[x] You get embarrassed in public
[ ] You go to therapy
[ ] You hate Eric Cartman
[ ] Your mother supports you
[x] You don't see your dad a lot
Count: 2

Clyde:
[ ] You're attractive
[ ] You love tacos
[ ] Girls/Guys love you
[x] You love parties
[ ] Your friends are mean to other people
[x] Your hair is messy at times
[ ] You often wear red and/or blue
[ ] You look at Playboy Magazines
Counts: 2

Token:
[ ] You're African American
[ ] You're rich
[ ] Anything racist gets you mad
[x] You're a nice guy/girl
[ ] You wear purple and yellow
[ ] You know/knew someone with the last name "Black"
[x] You live in a big house
[ ] You've kicked a fat kid before
Count: 2

Wendy:
[ ] You're a Straight A Student
[ ] You're a feminist
[x] You have a cute boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] You fall in love with other boys/girls
[ ] You get called a "hoe"
[ ] You get mad easily at things against you
[ ] School is fun to you
[ ] You're a bitch
Count: 1

Bebe:
[ ] Your hair is blonde
[ ] You love boys/girls with hot asses
[ ] Your boyfriend/girlfriend is the eye candy
[ ] You are/were a head/regular cheerleader
[ ] You like playing Truth or Dare
[ ] You love girl talk
[ ] You think your boobs are too big for your age
[ ] You're part of a Secret Committee
Count: 0

Red:
[ ] You have straight red hair
[ ] You wear violet
[ ] You can be a total bitch at some times
[x] You love talking on the phone
[x] You get called by your nickname
[ ] When your parents are gone, you invite people over
[ ] You have fallen in love with the eye candy
[x] You talk only to your friends
Count: 3

Tweek:
[x] You get frightened easily
[x] You drink coffee
[ ] You tend to twitch
[x] You see things that other people don't
[x] Your hair is usually messy
[ ] Your parents aren't helpful
[x] Your clothes are messy/ placed incorrectly without your notice
[x] You stutter
Count: 6

Randy Marsh:
[ ] You've been so startled before
[ ] You are often stupid
[ ] You want to become a geologist one day
[ ] You fight with baseball fathers/mothers
[ ] You have gotten arrested for a stupid reason
[x] You play childish games
[ ] You've once did something gay in your life
[x] You love beer
Count: 2

Pip:
[ ] Your British
[x] You're overly nice
[ ] You speak like an olden style British person
[ ] Nobody likes you
[x] You're naive
[ ] People think you're gay
[ ] You're an orphan
[x] You find it hard to make friends
Count: 3

Damien:
[ ] You are the spawn of Satan
[x] You wear mostly black
[ ] Puberty never dared to touch your high pitched voice
[x] You love fire
[ ] You're evil
[ ] You speak like an olden style roman
[ ] People fear you
[ ] Your best friend is a fag
Count: 2

Goth kids:
[ ] You're Gothic
[ ] You are a non-conformist
[ ] Everyone else besides you are Britney Spears/ Justin Timberlake wanna-be's
[ ] You think Vampires are lame
[x] You drink coffee
[ ] You smoke
[x] You are NOT emo
[ ] Vampires are still lame
Count: 2

Mole:
[ ] You hate God
[ ] You call God a cocksucker
[ ] You like to dig
[x] You don't care about getting dirty
[x] Your appearance is unkempt
[ ] You're French
[ ] You are anti-theist
[x] You take your work seriously
Count: 3

Gregory:
[ ] You've been called "Faggot"
[ ] You work too much
[ ] You have a british accent
[ ] You have blonde hair
[ ] Your appearance is well kept
[ ] You take interest in politics
[ ] You like the colour orange
[ ] You don't like Terrence & Phillip
Count: 0

Huh, go figure...Tweek xD;