To make stuff easier (and vary the options/drop the prices slightly) I've made a form thinger!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1RP2lJBq83U7jSbjrukiWhgYSH4MFWrKuaVnR8dFGlFw/viewform?usp=send_form
I've also decided to set up Google Wallet to accept payments. You can use that OR Paypal. Your pick.

I'd have rigged up my own form system, but I'm too busy trying to solve the nightmare my would-have-been employer caused by dropping me AFTER I'd signed an apartment lease, but BEFORE I'd actually started working for him. (I'd have waited to get an apartment, but I didn't have time to. It's complicated.) Seriously though... fuck that guy for using the word "Contract" over and over again but never really meaning it. If I had a case, I'd sue him into the ninth circle of hell for jerking me around like that. ALL of my debts could've been slaughtered within a couple months! I could've been INDEPENDENT AT LONG FUCKING LAST! I -HATE- being a leech! sigh Alas, he is a shitlord, and now I must deal with the fallout.

So... yeah... if you can spare the dime, fill out the form linked above. My days are full of job hunting like a man possessed, but my nights are still open for working on said commissions. Get 'em while I'm still not in jail for defaulting on a student loan! ;D