Since it's been more than 24 hours since the last entry into the contest, I decided I'm just going to end it here. I'm a little sad it appears not many people were interested, but it's okay.
The winner is jackthecoonbro
Congrats, little bro. Catch me online on Skype and I'll hand you the codes.
There was another winner in the contest, but he had stated he didn't want the games, and just wanted a chance to tell a pun.