She sure does do some weird shit. I love trying to imagine the possibilities and then making creatures from other planets based on that imagination. Imagine how different we would be if our base ancestor had started as a slightly different shape. The whole world would be different! It's fun to explore!

I think his title was to get attention over his excitement. He did link to the article so we could all go "ooooo" and learn something new.

Well I don't know what you want from me, I'm not going to write an entire article in the title about how it's not a dick but kinda a dick. Titles are meant to catch attention, much like the article's title is meant to catch attention.

Besides I use "dick" or anything that's not "penis" for a general term including things that might be penis-like but are not penises. For instance, I am FTM and I have no penis, but I have many detachable dicks in my closet. This beautiful lady bug has no penis, but her inflatable spiny lady dick sure is wonderful! I've never really been asked about my use of the word dick, and honestly this is weird.

I guess I could have said "Lady Bugs... with gynosomes" but no one would have known what that meant and probably wouldn't have bothered to find out. It's a pseudo-penis, I called it a dick, I don't know why that's bad???????