NOW I RETURN THE FAVOR HUEHUEHUE

TELL ME WHO YOU ARE SO I WON'T FEEL AS BAD
Your Name: THE ALMIGHTY SHARK MOTHER. or mittens.
Age: 20, soon to be 21
Fave Color: purple/silver/blue. harsher colors tend to hurt my eyes.
What's your sign?: taurus moo
Height: 5'7"
Hair (color and style): medium-length, brown, straight but slightly curly only at teh ends. i do nothing to my hair too.
Piercings/tattoos: size 2 tapers, a pair of silver ankh earrings (made custom from etsy) and batman cartilage cuffs. no tattoos but i do have one in mind and i hope to get soon. (a heart with ferret paws across it)

HERE'S THE SUPER CREEPY PART.
Are we friends? burdbutt and sharkbutt will one day rule the world
Do you have a crush on me? yes i want to kiss ur faec muwha lol just kidding but i do love you as a friend.
Would you kiss me? nah.
...with tongue? no thank u.
Would you enjoy it or hate it? i prefer hugs and shark noms.
Would you ever consider us in a relationship (romantic)? nah.
Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? i'd eat all your popcorn like a fat kid. :c
Would you take care of me when I'm sick? i would help the best i can and force you to eat lots of soup and stuff.
Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? we have a new alliance in our fight againt the pheens. we have recruited the cats and ferrets.
Would you walk on the beach with me? i would most definitely help you chase the seagulls. as well as teh fish.
If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend or instigate? defend, but thankfully we stick away from drama so we're good.
Do you/have you talked about me, either good or bad? i talk mad shit about you. :I (hahah, just kidding, i talk good things about ya)
Do you think I'm a good/bad person? a good person who has bad things happen to them and totes doesn't deserve it :c
Would you take a nap with me? just watch tv as i nap because i nap like a baws.
Do you think I'm cute? cutest burdy~
If you could change anything about me, would you? your constant depression. i would make you happy all the time<3
Would you dance with me? white girls can't dance. ;_;
Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? yes. and talk about burds. and sharks. and our plan to overthrow the pheens.

BE HONEST HERE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.
Personality: you're supposed to put what you think of the certain traits for me.
Face: purty~
Hair: i wish i could pull off short hair :c
Style: simple and fabulous

Would You...
Give me your skype? you had my skype at one point
Marry me? facebook marriage or something, haha
Booty call me? *burd call you, absolutely
Watch a movie with me? absolutely.
Take me out to dinner? perhaps. mostly somewhere small and quiet, 'cause i don't wanna put you into a panic attack :c
Drive me somewhere? yes~
Hug me? finhugs<3
Buy me cute or pretty gifts? i try too as often as i can. you need moar stuff.
Take me to your secret place? i have no secret place shush you keep quiet or i will have to kill you :I
Would you let me sleep in your bed? my bed. i claim in the name of shark.
Sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? of course
Call me your King/Queen? queen of da burds~
Play video games with me? POKEYMANZ F-YEAH

Am I...
Odd but fun? odd is just a word boring people make up, but you are super fun~
Cute? adorbs
Funny? jesh~
Cool? cooler than the ice king
Sexy? uhm i don't go there with friends that's too creepy for me
Smart? absolutely~

Have You Ever...
Wanted there to be an "US"? nah. i'm good with friends.
Wanted to actually meet me? yeah i have. you're one of my best friends. trust me if anyone disappoints it would be me.
Found yourself wanting to complete test chambers in Aperture Science with me? i'll just need you to fly places and help me cheat, don't worry i'll direct you~