I've received quite a few compliments on my writing. This has admittedly surprised me a bit since I don't consider myself a great writer so much as an abuser of alliteration and assonance.

This got me curious. So now I'll gauge some interest: would you like me to write you a short story? I have no idea what I'd do for pricing. It'd probably be based on wordcount or something. Admittedly, I can't write well without being interested in the story, so sadly, I'll have to screen for ideas.

Anyhow, let me know. Erotic or not, it's all good.