BECAUSE WHY NOT.

i secretly hope that one saint will do the same for me but he's terrible about writing journals and loves me so hard in private but not so much in public /sob/

1: Do you have a crush at the moment?

Weeelll, don't tell anyone, but I do have a crush on That One Saint.
Sssssh no spoilersssss

2: Have you ever been deeply in love?

I used to think I was, but not until I was in this relationship.

3: Longest relationship you've ever been in?

Not including this one? Maybe like, a year.
This one, on June 25th, will have lasted 4 years.

4: Have you ever changed for someone?

Absolutely not. If they don't like me for who I am, then they sure as hell don't deserve me.

5: How is your relationship with your ex?

...eh. I don't talk to them?
Most of them turned out to be losers who were more interested in other things (ex. beating people on Pokemon or trying to get into my pants after being told no countless times or just be a general creeper)

6: Have you ever been cheated on?

Yes I have. It..kinda sucks.

7: Have you ever cheated?

I try to be as honest as I can with my significant other, so to this day, I don't believe I've ever cheated.
I certainly have nothing to hide from Will.

8: Would you date someone who's well known for cheating?

Nope.

9: What's the most important part of a relationship?

I know this is gonna sound stupid, but friendship. And honesty. A couple needs to be real with one another, realize that you're doing this thing together, and a relationship can't work without the effort of both of you. You both need to be solid, because inevitably, one of you will fall. And they'll need someone to get them back up.

10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

I like being in something serious, yes.

11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?

..no? I just tell them that I need to chill by myself for a bit. Consider it some girl-time.

12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?

If you mean by being in a relationship, the most I've ever been in was four.

13: What's one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?

Most of my past relationships, I regret ever being in them. It nearly turned me off relationships as a whole.

14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?

Goddamnit I don't know, after they go through puberty?
Just fucking stop that teen pregnancy bullshit, keep your goddamn legs closed you fucking cumdumpsters.
or wrap that shit in a condom already. They sell those things to PREVENT such a thing y'know.

15: Do you believe in the phrase "age is just a number"

Yes and no? I mean, it's more or less of a mentality thing for me. I believe that an 18 year old just doesn't have the maturity to be with someone who's in their mid 20s. I don't know don't ask me these things you're confusing me.

16: Do you believe in "love at first sight"?

It's more along the lines of 'holy fuck that person's hot'

17: Do you believe it's possible to fall in love on the internet?

Yep. Guess what, I did.

18: What do you consider a deal breaker?

A lot of things, really. I could sit here and list them all to you and we'd be here until next Valentine's day.
But mostly they've got to tolerate my animals. If they can't tolerate my animals, then that's a big nope for me.

19: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?

Whenever I look forward to being away from them.
Don't worry I'm not feeling that now. I miss the hell out of him when he's at work. </3

20: Are you currently in a relationship?

Eeyup.

21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?

Eeeh, I guess. I haven't had the best rep for that.
0/3 to be precise.
Fucking champion.

22: Do you think people should date their friends?

YES OH MY GOD fuck this stupid friendzone thing, your significant other should be your best goddamn friend.
because mine is and holy shit look how far we got.

23: How many relationships have you had?

Four. One of them is still going~

24: Do you think love can last forever?

Of course it can.

25: Do you believe love can conquer all things?

Eeeh, maybe. I don't know. Sometimes people are just too far gone for love to even touch them.

26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?

Psh, no. They can't tell me what to do. Fucking 20 years old over here. Don't like it then don't come to my house. They probably won't be anyways because I'll be adopting a pitbull.

27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?

FIND A GUY NAMED AGT-FERRET ON DEVIANTART.
FIND HIM AND HAVE LOTS OF SEX WITH HIM.
TRUST ME.

28: Do you think long distance relationships can work?

I'm making mine work, does that count?

29: What do you notice first about another person?

Smile and eyes. I am an absolute sucker for dark eyes.

30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual?

I'm straight, but I still kinda find girls attractive? But I don't wanna do the horizontal nasty with them, no.
I'm whateversexual I guess.
Except herms.
I don't do herms.

31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?

It would hurt, knowing how they were before and knowing I would never have them like that again, but I love them. I would do my best to support them.

32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?

The first one I was pretty much ignored.
The second one I had to fight him off me every day. And not in the good way.
The third one he ignored me too, until I dumped him, then he became obsessive with me.
The fourth one, is pretty jawesome. <3

33: Do you want to get married one day?

I would like to, but we've decided to actually meet in person before getting engaged, and getting our careers started before getting married.

34: What do you think about getting your partner's name tattooed?

No, but I would probably get a white ferret tattooed somewhere. Just as a reminder. <3

35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?

That one...would be difficult. I admit.
But I'd certainly respect his decision.

36: Are you still a virgin?

That is for me to know. Because honestly, it doesn't matter.

37: What's more important: Looks or personality?

Personality, for sure.

38: Do you enjoy love films?

Nope. I enjoy zombie films.

39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses?

Nope.

40: Have you ever had a valentine?

Well of course.

41: What's your imagination of a "perfect date"?

A day at Kings Island, just goofing off together<3

42: Have you ever read "Romeo & Juliet"?

That is a terrible love story and you know it.
Not as bad as Twilight, but still pretty bad.

43: What's more important: Your partner or your friends?

This is why I like to stress the friendship portion of your partner. I have the best of both worlds.
I cannot choose between them, really.

44: Would you consider yourself "romantic"?

Well, I'm more of a dorky romantic.

45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?

Well, I kinda am~

46: Have you ever been "friendzoned"?

That shit is stupid. Stop that.

47: Which "famous couple" is your favorite?

Well, they're not really famous.
But I will ship Altair and Maria from Assassin's Creed until the day I die.

48: What's your favorite love song?

Feel So Close by Calvin Harris

49: Have you ever broken someone's heart?

Probably.

50: If you're single, why do you think you are?

Not single, bro.

51: Would you rather date someone who's rich but a douchebag or someone who's poor but a nice guy?

Poor but a nice guy.

52: Are you good at giving other people advice regarding dating/ relationships?

I don't really think I am, but I certainly try my best.

53: Are you jealous of couples when you're single?

...yes. shut up.

54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?

It isn't terribly important, but I always gush and feel so special when he does~

55: Would you consider yourself "clingy", "overly attached" or "jealous"?

Not really? We work on that stuff pretty well. If I feel like that, or if he does, we usually come straight out and say it.

56: Have you ever "destroyed" a relationship?

No? I don't think I ever have.

57: Do you think it's silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?

Suicide is never a silly thing, but healing should always be first thoughts.

58: Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive" part in a relationship?

He likes to think he's dominant, but we both know who wears the pants in this one~

59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner's birthday or your anniversary?

Nope. Granted, it's snuck up on me from time to time and I get surprised how close it is, but we usually tend to remind each other.

60: What's your opinion on open relationships?

If they can make it work, good for them. I know I can't, I'm too insecure.

61: Who's more important: Your partner or your family?

Well, I do love my family, but my partner's been more supportive than they have on occasions, so it's a tough decision.

62: How do you define "cheating"?

Anything that you need to hide from them.

63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate?

If he's watching it with me, then no.
I don't know, that kind of stuff doesn't bother me.

64: Do you think Valentine's Day is overrated?

Eh, yes and no. For me, it's just another day to be lovey-dovey to my dook, but I do like February 15th.
DISCOUNTED CHOCOLATE DAY FUCK YEAH.

65: Would you consider yourself a "cuddler"?

Oh hell yeah I am. Fucking love cuddling.
Especially if we're watching The Walking Dead. Awh yeah.