What's your real name?
Lisa

How tall are you?
5'4"

What's your natural hair color?
gross dishwater blonde :(

What's your eye color?
green on the outside but honeybrown around my iris

What's your orientation?
I'm about 80% heterosexual?

Are you single, taken or undecided?
super married

What do you do in your spare time?
I spend a lot of my time writhing on the floor, digging holes outside in the lawn, and hiding under furniture waiting to ambush my prey as it walks by

What's your job or occupation?
being utterly useless and also a volunteer at a museum

What do you like about yourself?
basically nothing, haha

What do you dislike about yourself?
literally every thing

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
I'm anxious, awkward, introverted but only secretly because I am also loud and obnoxious

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
science

Do you drink?
rarely

Do you smoke?
smoke? no.

What are your major fears?
storms, tsunamis, earthquakes, tornadoes, any sort of natural disaster really. how infinite space is, how infinitesimal my life is in comparison to our universe, and how when I die I will have no sense of self, no sentience, and my consciousness will be lost in ultimate impenetrable vastness that is time and I will have literally no reason to have lived at all. also I just found out that the concept of a specific kind of claustrophobia scares me, not just all small spaces. A space that is short, like in a cave, where you cannot comfortably kneel or sit up straight, and can barely move around unless you are on your stomach - but this space seemingly goes on forever in all directions, except above and below you. FUCK

Do you have any dreams or goals?
I would like to lose a lot of weight, I would REALLY LIKE TO GO TO WYOMING THIS YEAR WITH N.A.R.G AND GO ON A FOSSIL DIG

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
yes

Who's your best buddy?
D/C/S

What's your favorite dish?
I don't... I don't think I have one singular favourite food o_o

What's your favorite drink?
tea <3

What's your favorite color?
black, sea-glass green or blue, grays, browns, dark earthy colours

If you had a super power, what would it be?
the ability to fly!

What's your favorite movie?
jurassic park :3c

What's your least favorite food?
LOL a lot of foods. I will list some until I get bored of it. Bananas, beef stroganoff, alfredo sauce, cooked tomatoes, cooked carrots, tomato sauces, string beans, cooked peppers, celery, honeydew, cantaloupe, durian, fish paste, canned tuna, shrimp paste, fishy fish, fried fish, watermelon, most cakes, double chocolate things, dark chocolate, white chocolate, yakisoba, italian "sausage," ham/canadian bacon, most salad dressings, beets, cranberries, stuffing, spicy food, eggrolls, blood soups or broths, hákarl, rye bread, black licorice, anise, any cured fish, strong cheeses, cinnamon buns/rolls, cinnamon, and I'm bored with this now. There are a lot more.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
I really don't know. I don't want to have to choose and I don't want to know when my last meal will be.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
right now I'm driving a Meidu scooter and/or a GMC Jimmy, I really would love to have any reliable car of my own though.

What is your most disliked bug?
aNTS

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
SO MANY. This will turn into another least favourite food thing if I let it.

What do you dislike in life?
How short it is :/