What's your real name?
What Real? there is something outside my drawing table

How tall are you?
Look for the tiniest person in the room

What's your natural hair color?
dog poop

What's your eye color?
blue-grey-green

What's your orientation?
I think I look North-West right now.

Are you single, taken or undecided?
I'm owned :>

What do you do in your sparetime?
way too much browsing for art, hanging out wirth friends, going to the sauna, drawing and training animation

What's your job or occupation?
I'm a full time retard

What do you like about yourself?
uff ehhh ..... (not true)

What do you dislike about yourself?
the rest ;D (not true)

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
She's funny when she's drunk

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
I was raised strict Catholic but it never worked cause I always questioned it. Since I can choose im atheist,

Do you drink?
Yeah ^^ have a tea right now :>

Do you smoke?
Only my brain from time to time

What are your major fears?
That this meme will never end >.>

Do you have any dreams or goals?
finish this meme

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Who had'nt

Who's your best buddy?
my mate, no one can get closer than he does.

What's your favorite dish?
Potato Soup - yes this answer is true

What's your favorite drink?
Absinthe :> especially red one (I collect Absinthe)

What's your favorite color?
red, orange and green

If you had a super power, what would it be?
stopp this meme

What's your favorite movie?
don't have one. Like too much.

What's your least favorite food?
red cabbage

What's the last meal you want before you die?
potato soup

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I dirve a car right now :> I would love to drive an interstellar space ship

What is your most disliked bug?
maggots and things that crawl under your skin or lay eggs in you ears

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
people that force me to do anything I don't want
drama queens or kings

What do you dislike in life?
the bad feeling in mouth when you wake up. Come on why can I not have fresh teeth when I brushed it the night before. Seriously ;)

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Greetings
I hope I made some of you smile. At least that was my intention.
And I think this says more about me than a meme ;)