What's your real name?
IT IS A MYSTERY!

Names you go by?
Zal

How old are you?
23 this march

How old do you feel/act?
anywhere between 2 and 100, depending on the circumstances. constantly contemplating life and the way things work, but will still laugh like an idiot if I hear someone fart.

How tall are you?
5'10"

What's your natural hair color?
dark brown

What's your eye color?
Blue/green

What's your orientation?
Secure enough with my heterosexuality that things that would normally be considered "gay" don't bother me. so things like pegging dont phase me.

Are you single, taken or undecided?
FOREVER ALONE

What do you do in your spare time?
talk to friends, play video games, sleep and tinker with stuff. hopefully start going to gym soon too.

What's your job or occupation?
going into mechanical engineering, but as far as job goes, I'm the returns coordinator for a local large music business.

What do you like about yourself?
my devilish good looks, silver tongue and GIANT PENIS!!!!
but really, very little, I harbor a LOT of self hatred and loathing...

What do you dislike about yourself?
List too long to write.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
my devilish good looks, silver tongue and GIANT PENIS!!!! (totally gonna see how many times I can use this answer)
umm... not sure, never gave it much thought, I prefer to fly under the radar, so....

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Agnostic, sometimes I hope there is a God, but at the same time, with how this world is... it can be hard...

Do you drink?
a bit of wine here and there, otherwise no.

Do you smoke?
maybe a cigar or hookah a year, if even that.

What are your major fears?
Severe phobia of germs and vomiting...
also fear being abandoned and unwanted, friends and family are the only tether's I have to this world, without them, I have no reason so live...

Do you have any dreams or goals?
survive life, and make sure my friends and family are happy, even at my own expense.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
crushes? who hasn't? though as I got older, I realized they wouldn't have been good matches for me.

Who's your best buddy?
Best is an absolute, and absolutes dont exist in these matters, each friend has a special place with me, even if they are jackasses... looking at you Zach and Jon...

What's your favorite dish?
it's a toss up between pad thai, and pizza

What's your favorite drink?
Alcoholic - sweet wines
Non-alcoholic - A&W root beer

What's your favorite color?
black, white, red, and earthy colors (browns and greens)

If you had a super power, what would it be?
It's overpowered, but to bend reality to my will, I would make the world a utopia, free of needless suffering, power gaps and power struggles... and anthros would exist. xD

What's your favorite movie?
ummmm...... Ace Ventura pet detective will always be a fav for me.

What's your least favorite food?
anything bitter, like coffee, various vegetables.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
giant vat of ice cream xD

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
current car is a 2012 Ford Fusion, that I really like, though I dont like the car payments... it's simple and it gets me where I need to go, and that's all I ask. as for a car I would love to have... that's a toss up between a Ford Mustang GT (Or Shelby Cobra) and a Chevy Camero, not an American car nut, but I do love the looks of those two.

What is your most disliked bug?
Centipedes, mainly house centipedes, dont hate them,, but they give me the creeps the way they move, so fast! you cant keep an eye on them.

What are your pet peeves?

• Ignorance, I dont claim to know everything, not by a long shot, I'll admit when I dont know something, or am wrong, but the amount of stupidity in the world will be the death of us all, it's especially bad in America. the mos recent generations amaze, I cannot wrap my head around the sheer level of absolute stupidity that some people have!
• Greed, if there is anything that I think will bring about the end of mankind... It's greed, our desire to have more knows no bounds and we are willing to kill for things we want. greed is why the world is in the shape it is. everything is centered around profit and material things. I'm greedy, but not on a level that causes widespread suffering of others... looking at you world governments...
• Selfishness kinda like greed, but a little different, this has to do with people who act like rules dont apply to them, that they are the only person that matters, you especially see this on the road and in public places, people that give no thought whatsoever to how their actions affect others, and dont care because, they are so focused on themselves.
• my devilish good looks, silver tongue and GIANT PENIS!!!! always in the way, make it hard to go places without turning heads.

Go figure... my longest responce had to do with things I dont like >_>