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What's your real name?
Joseph

How tall are you?
Not sure and I'll get funny looks if I measure myself at work

What's your natural hair color?
Dark brown

What's your eye color?
Blue

What's your orientation?
Confused

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Single (see above)

What do you do in your spare time?
Play games, write walkthroughs that use cheats and exploits, listen to music, write and record music on old-fashioned machines, fail miserably at making a radio show of DMFA, writing and colouring comics set in the DMFA universe. Fail miserably at finishing a game I started writing years ago.

What's your job or occupation?
Software developer

What do you like about yourself?
That I am able to create things that other people enjoy

What do you dislike about yourself?
Insecure, paranoid. Self-deprecating and not convinced I'm a good enough person.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
I think you'd have to ask them that

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Agnostic. Doubly so, therefore diagnostic

Do you drink?
No

Do you smoke?
No

What are your major fears?
That the things I have created may be lost. Plus a morbid fear of dying and other such stuff

Do you have any dreams or goals?
To not die. Failing that, to leave something behind that I would be remembered by

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Crush, yes

Who's your best buddy?
At the risk of inciting jealousy, probably Sunblink and Sofox. I'd say Merlin but when it comes down to it I know them a lot better than her, though I'd like that to change

What's your favorite dish?
A 1970s one with fruit decorations that my mother gave me to take to university when I became a student. I don't use it now because I'm afraid I'll break it.

What's your favorite drink?
Water, though I'm fond of tea also

What's your favorite color?
Shiny black

If you had a super power, what would it be?
'Cubi powers. Shapeshifting, thought-reading, and getting to remain 20-something for a thousand years

What's your favorite movie?
Company of Wolves

What's your least favorite food?
Mushrooms

What's the last meal you want before you die?
Invulnerability potion

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I have a pushbike. Part of me yearns for a Suzuki GSXR or suchlike... To be able to hop onto something shiny and powerful, to scream down empty highways and not draw odd looks when dressed from head to toe in leather. Sadly I'm far too cowardly for something like that and it would probably just get me killed. Plus I'm a terrible driver. But if you've ever wondered why a lot of the characters in my comics are into bikes, now you know.

What is your most disliked bug?
Wasps. I don't mind spiders much, unless they are too big to fit under a cup. Then it gets a bit scary. What really, really freaks me out is actually fungi.

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
Pass

What do you dislike in life?
The whole ageing and not being alive bits