how the fuck do I make shit bold why are there no buttons do I just use the old fashioned bracket thingies...
OH OK. https://www.weasyl.com/help/markdown
fuck I don't wanna fucking type all those goddamn fucking asteriks so you'll have to live without boldtext.

What's your real name?
Ben ;p

How tall are you?
5'7" on a good day

What's your natural hair color?
blondish, it's kinda messsy and changes over time.

What's your eye color?
blue

What's your orientation?
furvert

Are you single, taken or undecided?
For a good time call Bennu

What do you do in your spare time?
Draw, tumblr, think about nerdy things, walk in the woods

What's your job or occupation?
Code monkey-dragon

What do you like about yourself?
I can draw. I'm not too stinky or annoying. My penis.

What do you dislike about yourself?
My indecisiveness and lack of motivation to do anything with my life. Life is hard.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
I'm gonzo and shy.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
I'm a religious anarchist. My alignment is lawful good.

Do you drink?
Only in excess. Vodka, tequila, rum.

Do you smoke?
No, I'm an Asian dragon, I can't breathe fire!

What are your major fears?
Needles. Rape. Shoving unpleasant things in me basically.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
I just wanna have a nice place to live and friends to visit me o: and hot people to sex up. and cats.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
What are you like eight years old who the fuck doesn't

Who's your best buddy?
Blutfuss??? I can be the most shameless with the buttboss but I have like 3 best friends so.

What's your favorite dish?
Orange chicken. tamales. spaghetti. Alfredo. barbeque.

What's your favorite drink?
Fruity juice things.

What's your favorite color?
Green! or blue. Maybe skintones, all shades. I'm kinda indecisive.

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Teleportation. See if you fly, you get bugs in your face, so if I want to go to like some cool thing a thousand miles away, just zapping there is way better. Invisibility is good for being a pervert, but if I can teleport then I can put on a disguise and if they spot me I can zip away. Super-strength is ok but how often do you need it, if like a bear wants to eat me, zap, I'm gone. Oh I need to stop the bear? Run up, grab it's tail. ZAP we're in the wilderness, let go- ZZAP I'm back. bear is safe, people are safe, everyone wins. Buddhist superhero yo.

What's your favorite movie?
??? I dunno! I'll say Rocky Horror cuz then we can do the thing with the stuff.

What's your least favorite food?
Anything described as a "local delicacy" is probably disgusting.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
A redhead, a blonde, and a brunette.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I drive a Toyota. I'd like to drive a tank, of course. Go ahead and pass me bitch.

What is your most disliked bug?
The one that crawls on me in the middle of the night and it's dark and I'm like OMG.

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
Furries.

What do you dislike in life?
Not living enough.

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The Character Questionnaire
by Crazydragon!

Let’s start by sharing a link of your character!
https://www.weasyl.com/submission/146802/anatomy-take-2 that's the first I saw

What is your character’s name, any reason behind the choice?
Bennu because I am Ben

What is your character’s species, and why?
Monkey-dragon, because fuck am I tired of explaining this every fucking time. I was born in the year of the monkey then dragon got mixed in and boom.

What made you decide on the colours and/or markings?
I'm blond all over ;3

What does your character mean to you?
He doesn't mean anything he's just a weird cartoon character.