hi,

Thought i'd do the Get To Know meme - but it seemed a bit long, so i combined every two questions into one.

How tall is your real name?

Full length.

What colour are your eyes with hair in them?

Red.

What is your orientation to spare time?

It's a myth.

Do you like that being you is a job?

No choice.

What did you dislike about your friends when they first met you?

They were late.

Do you believe in drink?

I don't know if drink believes in me...

Do you fear smoking?

If it involves being on fire, yes.

Do you dream of crushing an ex?

...uhm....

Would you make a dish out of a buddy?

...er...crushed or scrambled ex....

What is your favorite colour of drink?

Wet.

What movie would you like to have super powers in?

Hamlet.

What is your favorite food to eat before you die?

Any that would not result in said death.

Have you disliked driving a Bug?

....well, wasn't as fun as the Rabbit...VW Van is okay too...

What pet peeves do you dislike most in life?

Hoards of rabid peeves that attack and kill me. Again.

....well....that was fairly painless....except for the cannibal and getting killed again and again part....And the hair in the eyes.

Who came up with this??? O_o

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