Oh hey it's that journal no-one else has done. Have fun getting to know me more!*

What's your real name?
Talash. What, you thought that wasn't my real name? You racist.

How tall are you?
6'1". Amazingly average.

What's your natural hair color?
Brown. Not "chocolate", or "umber", just brown.

What's your eye color?
Blue.

What's your orientation?
North northwest. Or bisexual if you meant sexual orientation.

Are you single, taken or undecided?
In a long term, but open, relationship. (That's not code for "We're both sluts" FYI.)

What do you do in your spare time?
"Spare time" is a myth perpetrated by the unemployed.

What's your job or occupation?
I work in security, but I can't say more than that. Or don't want to. Take your pick.

What do you like about yourself?
That I'm undoubtably the greatest living entity this world has ever know. Move over Jesus/Mohammed/Gabe.

What do you dislike about yourself?
My unequalled humility can sometimes be a hinderance.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
The aura of glory that I radiate, permeating my surroundings. Or the quivering cascade of flab that envelops my corpulent frame. Or something between those two statements.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
I'm an atheist I guess. BRB humiliating believers on Reddit. Tips Fedora

Do you drink alcohol?
I do, but not as much as I used to. Fortunately.

Do you smoke?
Very occasionally I will in a social setting. I do enjoy the odd cigar.

What are your major fears?
The usual, boring ones; spiders, heights and gay marriage.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
I want to live a good life; to work hard and reap the rewards, to have time for my hobbies as well as my friends, to have my own place with my partner and to not have to worry about my finances. The simple things.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Thankfully few exes, but so many crushes.

Who's your best buddy?
I don't have a single best friend, but those who are my closest friends know who they are. If anything, my partner of 10 years is my "best buddy".

What's your favorite dish?
Takeaway Indian food. Always tastes better when a stranger's cooked it.

What's your favorite drink?
Tea. Stereotypically.

What's your favorite color?
The one where it's spelled with a "u".

If you had a super power, what would it be?
To be able to stop time. Would save so much hassle being able to scratch your balls when you needed to, not having to wait until it's "more polite" to do so. Sheesh.

What's your favorite movie?
Quite a few to name, but some recently watched ones include Drive, The Usual Suspects and Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.

What's your least favorite food?
Mushrooms. If I wanted to eat fungus I'd... Well okay, I just straight-up don't want to eat fungus.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I don't drive at the moment, mainly due to a lack of a licence. I'm working on that though, reluctantly.

What is your most disliked bug?
Mosquitoes or house flies. Little fucks.

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
Badly phrased questions are near the top. (What pet peeves of my own are my biggest pet peeves? What pet peeves of other people do I dislike? DAMNIT, MEME.)

What do you dislike in life?
Stubbing my big toe when I'm trying to get to the bathroom in the middle of the night. It's simply the worst.

What do you love in life?
Porn. Oh and family, friends, yadda yadda all that mushy stuff.

*Spoilers: You won't.