What's your real name?
<.<; Must I say?

How tall are you?
…haven't measured recently, but probably around 5'8/9", close-ish to 6' (no idea, just a ballpark figure)

What's your natural hair color?
Dark brown

What's your eye color?
'Hazel'…? (I don't look at myself in the mirror very much in detail xD)

What's your orientation?
>.> Again, is this something I need to talk about here?

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Single, not really actively looking. :B

What do you do in your spare time?
Comprooter stuph; used to do a fair amount of coding, but that's dwindled lately, for a number of reasons. :<
I'm hoping to get back into it…

What's your job or occupation?
Professional couch slug/cyber-symbiote. :B

What do you like about yourself?
Not much, to be perfectly honest. xD
I guess the one "redeeming" quality that comes to mind is my general niceness toward others, even if I'm socially anxious the whole time… <.<

What do you dislike about yourself?
I have bad self-esteem and confidence issues, I have a hard time motivating myself, I tend to rag on myself when I'm not doing something I feel I "should" be doing, I have a tendency to read a lot of negativity in others' tone of voice, and even in text communication, depending on the context…the list goes on. xP

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
Friends? What friends? xP
Well, if you count internet friends in that group, then I suppose I could say my shyness/tendency to be very private about certain things. :P

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
You could probably consider me an atheist, since I don't really believe in anything supernatural or a life after death or any of that stuff, but I don't really focus on topics like that…at least not anymore. :P

Do you drink?
I've had the occasional glass of wine, and experimented very briefly with a couple other forms of alcohol. :B

Do you smoke?
Nope, and frankly I don't see the appeal in it, either. O.o

What are your major fears?
Ending up in some soul-sucking dead-end job that just barely pays for living expenses…or worse, ending up on the street with nothing…

Do you have any dreams or goals?
Not ending up in some soul-sucking dead-end job that just barely pays for living expenses… xP
…but seriously, as far as any specifics, I have no idea. I've always kinda told myself that I'd be doing some kind of Linux-related adminning/server management or something as an actual paying job, while doing stuff like coding (and maaaybe a little art xP) on the side or something. I doubt it'll actually turn out that way, though; too many variables and unknowns. :T

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
>.> wow such personal, very love, much romantic

Who's your best buddy?
Prolly Kaposa (FA) (again, counting online buddies :P)

What's your favorite dish?
Hrm…prolly either Mexican food in general, pizza, or this thing that my dad makes called "impossible cheeseburger pie". :P

What's your favorite drink?
Just about anything that's sweet and fruit-flavored…oh, and coffee. Coffee's always good. :B

What's your favorite color?
Bluuuuuue…which is ironic, considering that my (main) laptop's physical case color is a sort of deep maroon/red, and I tweaked the UI widget theme to match it pretty closely.

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Telekinesis…and I don't just mean the kind where you can pick stuff up with your mind, I mean where you can literally project some kind of field of kinetic energy that can also heat things up and deform objects (with enough strength). Basically, the kind of thing that I imagine would be possible in a virtual universe with programmable matter. xP

What's your favorite movie?
Debatable…I might just list a few franchises in addition to 'Over The Hedge':
Most of the new Marvel movies (The Avengers, the Iron Man films, Thor, Captain America, etc.)
Harry Potter (:P)
Star Wars
Star Trek (the movies and most of the series)
EDIT: forgot to mention that I'm a sucker for Tron: Legacy, too…yes, I've seen the original Tron, but the new one comes a lot closer to my fantasies of a virtual world in terms of the visual effects and some of the updated mechanics (e.g. the new light-cycle.battle and the aerial battle at the end were total nerd-gasms ^o^)

What's your least favorite food?
I dunno…haven't really had much that I didn't like lately, so I couldn't say. xP

What's the last meal you want before you die?
That's not exactly something I've given a lot of consideration, for obvious reasons. :P
Besides, who's to say my tastes won't change between now and then?

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I currently don't even have my license out here yet. :B Yeah, I know…22 years old and still no driver's license. That's not to say I haven't been on the road before; I did have a learner's permit when I lived in Maryland for a while, but that expired before I moved back to where I am now…
That said, if money were no object, I'd probably want to drive one of those exotic Italian sports cars (Y'know, Lamborghini, Ferrari, etc.), no idea what model, though. Realistically, I probably wouldn't go for something too fancy, but definitely nothing too "ho-hum" if I could afford it. Again, no specific ideas on make/model. :P

What is your most disliked bug?
Segfaults. :B

What is your biggest pet peeve?
Agenda pushing/throat-shoving in public (on any issue, be it religion/politics or even what flavor of ice cream is superior), certain spelling/grammar errors (though I usually just keep mum on those :P)…why am I telling you all this? I don't want people to take advantage of them and start trolling me. xP

What do you dislike in life?
The fact that I'm still living with my dad, the fact that it's hard to get a job in IT, the fact that society seems to be based on so many seemingly arbitrary conventions that I can't seem to follow comfortably… :B