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What's your real name?
Chris. Why so open with this? I'm authoring a book under my real name, so it's gonna get out there sooner or later.

How tall are you?
6'3" - To quote : "Tall f*cker, aintcha?

What's your natural hair color?
Brown

What's your eye color?
Brown

What's your orientation?
90% straight, but open to...possibilities.

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Taken and happily so

What do you do in your spare time?
Write, read, movies.

What's your job or occupation?
ITS Deployment Specialist

What do you like about yourself?
Not sure, really.

What do you dislike about yourself?
My weight

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
The fact that I tower over most of them, I think

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Atheist owing to the lack of evidence for the existence of 'God'

Do you drink?
Socially.

Do you smoke?
No.

What are your major fears?
Dying alone

Do you have any dreams or goals?
I want to be a published author.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Both.

Who's your best buddy?
I love all my buddies equally.

What's your favorite dish?
A nicely done steak with a baked potato

What's your favorite drink?
Beer!

What's your favorite color?
Blue

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Teleportation

What's your favorite movie?
The original Star Wars where HAN SHOT FIRST!

What's your least favorite food?
Lutefisk - That smell should be classified as a chemical weapon, I tell ya.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
An unnamed souffle my mom makes, with potatoes and her white gravy

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
Currently a slave to transit, but would love a Tesla S series.

What is your most disliked bug?
Spruce bugs.

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
Smokers, people who don't shower, people who go out of their way to be rude or confrontational for no reason other than to garner attention to themselves, drama queens, drama whores, and pretentious assholes.

What do you dislike in life?
Complacency. I see so much going on in the world, and no shortage of people bitching about it. Yet, I see very few people these days willing or able to do something about that which they complain.