Hi, everyone! You may have seen me before on Furaffinity, or this may be the first time you've ever seen me. I'd like to welcome you all to my page!

What is it that I do? I write! I write a lot of stuff. I also commission stuff for myself and then write about that, and sometimes I do flat coloring of those commissions. Holy moly, I just can't stop writing!

What is it that I write about? Well, I do a lot of serious stuff. Reams of it. I'm trying to get a novel published! I write horror stories every Halloween, got a great appreciation for horror. I'm part of the kickass tag-team of myself and Blackjack when it comes to making stories about Empire City, Furaffinity and soon to be Weasyl's premiere superhero setting, and I'd like to say that I consider the two of us to be some of the best super writers the furry community's got on hand.

I also write smut. Tons of smut. So much smut I gotta parse this shit out so you don't break your dick while trying to read it all in one sitting.

What kind of smut do I write? Give me a second, gotta take a deep breath...

We got people turning into other people, people getting older, people getting monstrous, people getting bestial, people getting robotic as balls, people getting tits, people getting cocks, people getting chubbier and growing moobs and big fat guts and overeating way too much, people getting their biceps and pecs swollen out until they're putting bodybuilders to shame, people getting their intelligence drained out of their heads until they're interested in little more than lifting and fucking and sports, people getting their intelligence drained out of their heads and getting tits and a sudden extreme interest in shopping and shoes and fucking and maybe even meeting up with the people in the previous example, people getting turned evil and malicious or maybe even just having their personality shifted to conform to another person's wishes, people getting put into trance and made to do whatever their masters want for them to do, people devouring other people whole and swallowing them down so

LET ME CLEAR MY THROAT.

I write a lot of porn. I do it for money and for yaffboners! We're not going to get into that just yet.

So where is it, then? I'm not going to flood your inboxes with submissions. I've written a lot of stuff, and I might push a lot of other people off the front page doing that!

Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to stagger my submissions out. Until I finish getting through my backlog, expect one story a week, every Sunday.

See you all tomorrow. We're gonna have a lot of fun together. :3

See you guys tomorrow.