The following are bad excuses to be a dickhead:
I'm just one person so my impact of being a dickhead is insignificant.
My current disposition is unstable. I'm tired, stressed, or angry.
They deserve it.
I'm just following orders.
I'm just doing it ironically.
I'm just being a dickhead right now to be an example. (both an acknowledgment and part of the list)
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ThornBrier
How ironically dickheaded of you to write this with its own disqualified acknowledgment of its own disqualified acknowledgment. Lol.