So the worst "DnD virgins" (or "insert person who isn't as <<<\holy>>> as you") do when they're not top shit is "make someone's internet slower", or, stalk them in reality while being largely unfit to cause any real damage...

...but a staunch sports fan will incite a full blown riot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPpHbctLlD4

A role-playing game every day may keep the actual nutjobs at bay.