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BlazR: Good morning, daily draggies! And gamers, too, because tomorrow marks the one year anniversary of the Nintendo Switch, a console that was released worldwide on the 3rd March. And it is also what the Wii U should've been in the first place! Now you may exactly be wondering what the title up above is shown. Well, I'm afraid to say it, but I believe I've invited a special guest with us today. You know him, you love him... let's give out a "big" round of applause to King Sceptile!

King Sceptile: Thank you, BlazR. Giving you a hug is just what the doctor ordered!

BlazR: I'll say! And man, your massive lard really packs up the good stuff, huh?

King Sceptile: Exactly. So, for those of you watching, come Monday. I will be dedicating a week of myself, challenging against the biggest threats who oppose me of being popular. First, I will take on two notorious Fire types that are known for notoriety within the Pokemon community. Then, I will take Ray's advice of mega evolving by smooshing and molding those so-called "genwunners" who dare to annoy the living heck out of non-Kanto fans. And finally, I will attractively rescue the mustachioed man aided by another lizard who dons a perfected hat and takes his tongue out for fun. Luckily, a fat dragon king like myself can do it all the time!

BlazR: Heh. Interesting! So, before we get all set up for your week to come by Monday, I have an important announcement. During King Sceptile's Spring Week, I will be offline for about five days via Twitter, prior to MAR10 Day's launch. After a new article comes to fruition, I will be taking a three month spring break. That's when I'll be breathing life back to the Nintendo 3DS with games like Miitopia and SUPER Mystery Dungeon.

King Sceptile: SUPER Mystery Dungeon? Hmm, I do remembered my honorable adventures with my beloved Greninja, and our time traveler turned sumo wrestler, Grovyle. That's two big G's for the price of one!

BlazR: Indeed, it is, your majesty.

King Sceptile: No, no. Please. I'm just a friend! After all, I'm always open for free hugs and kisses and licks and all that. Sometimes, I feel like I should be cuddled for all eternity.

BlazR: Ah. Very well, then. What do you guys think? Are you excited for five days of everyone's favorite dragonized Hoenn starter doing things? Are you planning to withstand his pure fatness? What are your thoughts about next week's arrival? Leave yourself a comment down BELOW, and I'll check 'em out!

King Sceptile: Oh, um, before we sign out, may I?

BlazR: Help yourself. ;)

King Sceptile: Alright. (clears throat; normally) Attention, Nintendo Switch owners. During a one year anniversary of the fastest selling handheld home console hybrid, BlazR will leave out a dual ballot, where it will be made in two different variations: One for the Wii U, and the other for the Switch. Have your final thoughts about it? Send us one choice, and we'll retweet it to let everyone know during the anniversary. And don't forget to recommend which Nintendo Switch game is made suitable for everyone's enjoyment! Now, back to you.

BlazR: Well, if that's all you have to remind the viewers out there about this, then we hope to see you this Monday, King Sceptile.

King Sceptile: And I will see you as well. Good luck on your offline break, too!

That's all I have for today. Until next time, see ya later!