My "men's class" Sunday school teacher literally told my folks that he'd pull all of the hairs in my body out if I didn't show up at church today.

This isn't the first time he's "jokingly" (BS) threatened me...

http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2015/11/christianity_forced_on_public_school_students_in_louisiana.html

Disparage these fuckwits at every possible turn.