There’s a click.

A recording is heard:

“I’m sorry. The tiger you have attempted to call is currently away at the moment, fan-drooling over the release of Danganronpa V3, which has just become live in the states and which he ahs been blacking himself out on for information about.

He probably won’t be around for a few weeks.

Please leave a message in the format of orgasming the tiger’s name out in lustful passion after the beep.”

BEEEP!