https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TAvr7X_dBY&t=4m33s

These students were offended by wooden finishes.

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Normally, I wouldn't presume myself to be some sort of insanely awesome badass of the highest degree solely because of......the video games I play, but when you live in an era of newcomers who are this overly sensitive, it's safe to assume that regardless of the scathing discrepancies in your life that mark you out as a lesser member of society, you're essentially a god among men (oh no, men...) for even remotely understanding how to set up and only partially stabilize a modification loadout for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

I might also hold the reputation of some manner of mythical, frightening, otherworldly, demonic eldritch horror unearthed out of their own bemusement for no other conceivable reason than that I've completed the first level of the original Double Dragon for the NES, a game where you're required to PUNCH and KICK people, sometimes even off footholds into sure death pitfalls, in antiquated 8-bit graphics!