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34 by Lyndane
34 years ago today my mom managed to push me out of her vagina.
I should send her a thank you note or something.
How do you send a thank you note for that though? Like, "Dear Mom, thanks for letting Dad PLOW YOUR PUSSY and then evicting me nine months later."
...yeah, I'll send that one, that sounds about right.
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I have been dealing with shutting down my FA so, I am sorry I missed this at all, still about to kick start this new sites together at some point.
That dumb excuse away, happy belated birthday, hon.
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DraconicTreasure
Haha! Happy belated birthday! <3 <3 <3