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DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS DICKS.

That is all.

I'm not an artist. If you couldn't figure it out, that's why every picture in my gallery credits the artists.

Gosh I'm feeling snippy tonight. Maybe I'm turning into a pair of anthro scissors.

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on 21 May 2017 at 15:28:36 MDT

34 years ago today my mom managed to push me out of her vagina.

I should send her a thank you note or something.

How do you send a thank you note for that though? Like, "Dear Mom, thanks for letting Dad PLOW YOUR PUSSY and then evicting me nine months later."

...yeah, I'll send that one, that sounds about right.

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    Hello i thought you were a voracious shark but found a winged cutie instead and yes it is i the strange lewdster

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      Henlo Finlandian Friend! Lyndane was my sona for like 10 years, it's only recently that I've become a big ol hungerfish. If ya have Telegram, feel free to send a hello! With or without rolling around in relish first, I'm not picky. |3

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        Sure! but i'm horrible at using telegram since i managed to forget how to add people~

        And sorry for the late reply!

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    YOU. I love your fursona. She's too damn cute.

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      Heckies! Thank you! <3 Though these days, Lyn is more of my mascot than my 'sona, my big shark lady Devalynn's the one who's going to be getting more art going forwards.

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