Welcome back to the Mii News X Daily Dragon Tab crossover event! Tonight, it's Day Five, as we count down the top 10 best Pokemon that originated from Johto. You've guessed it; we're gonna travel to the one that started it all! And this time, I'm bringing in Siri with me, in case that I need to comment down on what I think about the best one to date. Um, don't tell the fine folks at Mii News I have an iPhone with me. (presses and holds down the button as the Siri sound occurs) Siri, show me the Top 10 Best Johto Pokemon.

Siri: Searching for the best Johto Pokemon.

10: Noctowl

Siri: Noctowl, the Owl Pokemon. Its eyes are specially adapted. They concentrate even faint light and enable it to see in the dark. When it needs to think, it rotates its head 180 degrees to sharpen its intellectual power. Its extremely soft feathers make no sound in flight. It silently sneaks up on prey without being detected.

BlazRDragon12: It's especially known to be made as the first Pokemon to be based off of avians. Unlike those two fakers who have nothing to do but constantly pester freedom fighters from across Mobius, Hoothoot is no exception. He's round, he's cuddly, he might attempt to become a hugger one day. Just to teach Kirby Gates a lesson of calling it Coo! >:)

9: Ledian

Siri: Leidan, the Five Star Pokemon. When the stars flicker in the night sky, it flutters about, scattering a glowing powder. The star patterns on its back grow larger or smaller depending on the number of stars in the night sky. In the daytime when it gets warm, it curls up inside a big leaf and drifts off into a deep slumber.

BlazRDragon12: What SIri means is that Ledian is also useful for shedding some light around by using Flash. If you have one of those, hurry up and get it to work on that cute looking humanoid! :D

8: Crobat

Siri: Crobat, the Bat Pokemon. It flies so silently through the dark on its four wings that it may not be noticed even when nearby. The development of wings on its legs enables it to fly fast but also makes it tough to stop and rest. As a result of its pursuit of faster, yet more silent flight, a new set of wings grew on its hind legs.

BlazRDragon12: It's a good thing I support Zubat's adorable expression, and the fact that he deserves to grow up as a sumofied dragon bat one day. And unless you or some crazy genwunner out there criticizes my precious bat baby, especially Golbat and Crobat, then, in a kid friendly tone of Penn Jillette, you need to shut! The frick! Up! >:c

7: Togepi

Siri: Togepi, the Spike Ball Pokemon. The shell seems to be filled with joy. It is said that it will share good luck when treated kindly. A proverb claims that happiness will come to anyone who can make a sleeping Togepi stand up. It is considered to be a symbol of good luck. Its shell is said to be filled with happiness.

BlazRDragon12: Fun Fact: Did you know that Togepi evolves into Togetic and, two generations later, evolves into Togekiss, thanks to its popularity made by fans, FOR fans? It's basically a coinky dink to see that Sinnoh came first and Johto came with a simple remake. Good thing I still have that physical copy of Pokemon SoulSilver for the Nintendo DSi! :D

6: Ampharos

Siri: Ampharos, the Light Pokemon. The tail's tip shines brightly and can be seen from far away. It acts as a beacon for lost people. The bright light on its tail can be seen far away. It has been treasured since ancient times as a beacon. When it gets dark, the light from its bright, shiny tail can be seen from far away on the ocean's surface.

BlazRDragon12: Here comes another fun fact! After it was praised by Johto fans, it was given a badge of honor to mega evolve as an electric/dragon type Pokemon. Maybe now, it can star in its own L'Oréal commercial. Why? Because you're worth it. ;)

5: Quagsire

Siri: Quagsire, the Water Fish Pokemon. This carefree Pokémon has an easy-going nature. While swimming, it always bumps into boat hulls. Due to its relaxed and carefree attitude, it often bumps its head on boulders and boat hulls as it swims. ts body is always slimy. It often bangs its head on the river bottom as it swims but seems not to care.

BlazRDragon12: I remember the time where Wooper and Goomy were like best friends, even before that notoriously evil Florges started to wreck havoc across their home. But right until Goomy was about to be scared by its massive fire, thanks to the attack made by those meddling Fairy Types, a Swanna rushed out of nowhere and carried it to safety. (whispers) Swanna secretly transforms into a sumofied balloon warrior without the need of being popped to death. Pass it on to Trevor.

4: Politoed

Siri: Politoed, the Frog Pokemon. If Poliwag and Poliwhirl hear its echoing cry, they respond by gathering from far and wide. Whenever three or more of these get together, they sing in a loud voice that sounds like bellowing. When it expands its throat to croak out a tune, nearby Poliwag and Poliwhirl gather immediately.

BlazRDragon12: Ah, Politoed. I just love how cute he looks when he's got a big maw and a couple of anime eyes. But unfortunately, there has been some lack of love for that froggy lizard that was barely off of FA. But no worries! That's when I came in to settle it all with a hint of love... and fat. And, add a hat and shirt to it, and you've got Poli Kong. Now ain't that a cherry on top of a lard cream sundae? <v<

3: Lugia

Siri: Lugia, the Diving Pokemon. It is said that it quietly spends its time deep at the bottom of the sea because its powers are too strong. It is said to be the guardian of the seas. It is rumored to have been seen on the night of a storm. It has an incredible ability to calm raging storms. It is said that Lugia appears when storms start.

BlazRDragon12: Oh, yeah! Lugia! I remember seeing that legendary Pokemon for the first time around '99, when it became a sensational treat and had Burger King promoting the frick out of that character. In fact, I always DO remember that toy I got when it had a Lugia figure that fans can fiddle around with its voice. And you wanna know one risky thing I did? When I was a boy, I snuck inside the movie theater and saw Lugia in my first ever experience with an R rated action horror drama thriller anime film, Sonic the Hedgehog and the Power of One. It kicks some Ro-"BUTT"-nik, huh?! :D

2: Pichu

Siri: Pichu, the Tiny Mouse Pokemon. It is not yet skilled at storing electricity. It may send out a jolt if amused or startled. Despite its small size, it can zap even adult humans. However, if it does so, it also surprises itself. It is unskilled at storing electric power. Any kind of shock causes it to discharge energy spontaneously.

BlazRDragon12: Well, despite all the hate and notorious features it had on Pichu, she's still lovable. Like, giving her some spiky ears, appear in various short films, doing whatever to make that bunny kitten whatever the heck that thing is be so weak, scared and depressed and even become the Jibanyan of cuteness. Think she'll ever have a change of heart? Not in my house, buddy! >:D

But wait. Tiny Mouse? I thought it was based on a bunny. Sugimori, make up your gosh-diddly-darn mind! >:U

1: Typhlosion

Siri: Typhlosion, the Volcano Pokemon. If its rage peaks, it becomes so hot that anything that touches it will instantly go up in flames. If its rage peaks, it becomes so hot that anything that touches it will instantly go up in flames. When heat from its body causes the air around it to shimmer, this is a sign that it is ready to battle.

BlazRDragon12: Aw, yeah! Now we're into the flamable world of the fire badger queen! If you stay loyal to her affectionate fur, she'll hug you up, cuddle you so badly and guard you from S.W.A.T. Bots. But should you dare to reject her, she'll let out a powerful flamethrower that will destroy all of mankind. Don't judge its appearance!

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Well, that's all there is about my favorite Pokemon. And by the way, BlazRDragon12 is just a made up name that's fake. I'm not entirely signed up for anything Apple related and all. Heh. Anyway, that wraps up Day Five of the top 10 Best Johto Pokemon. Have a Johto Pokemon that's your favorite? (i.e. based on mammals, reptilians, amphibians, avians and/or humanoids, with the exception of Kanto?) Sound off in the comment section. ;)

And tomorrow morning, make sure to bring in some mochi! I detect that there's a big and fluffy creature roaming around the Daily Dragon Tab studio. (slowed voice) SLOWLY...