I've been playing through Broforce finally (fantastic game that gets strategic as you progress), and watching the occasional CollegeHumor and Dorkly video game comedy videos. A couple of nights ago, I had this odd dream, that Im just not thinking to jot down here:

Starts with some militants (police, army, what-have-you) outside this building, with several enemy units (terrorists, criminals, whatnot) lined up outside in front of a schoolbus. Except there seems to be a limitless supply of them. And theyre just standing and waiting, like after a raid and they're being taken into custody.

Move to the right where the "police" have their paddy whagons parked to take the criminals away, with a few lying on the ground with their hands behind their backs. One officer brings a criminal over, and this starts a chain of repeating actions: free officer take new criminal while instructing previous officer(s) to assist with specific "perceived" struggling criminals (none of them are fighting back or even moving at all without being told or forced to the ground), officers make smalltalk that has nothing to do with the situation (such as one officer talking about a dress she wants to buy), new officer brings in another criminal, rinse and repeat a few times. It gets quite silly when all the officers are told to bounce around to other criminals, even ones already down on the ground.

Finally one criminal speaks out about being a suicide bomber and not caring what the officers do, since he was already planning to be dead.
Once officer says, "Hey I heard they're upping the payout amound on tax returns next year."
Criminal speaks again, "IT'S GOOD TO BE ALIVE!!!"

And then I woke up. o_o