"Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee!" runs out a convenience store with bags of stolen malt balls spilling from his graspe "These balls of malty splendor shall forthcoming enter the skull vacuum of my face hole, for now they are MINE!! I conquered!!" ~Xycore

"Hey! Get back here with those! You twit!! Awwwe, noo!" ~Store Employee

jumps out of nowhere and screams very loudly "HIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! I'M---!" he pauses suddenly, absentminded ~Puphf (in human form)

tosses defibrillators over his shoulder after hitting Puphf with them, upon having shocked himself back alive after falling from a heart attack by Puphf "You--!? Puphf? Or are you the other one?" frustrated/nervous tone surges back and dramatically (again) dies "Aaaaahh" ~Store Employee

shocks store employee, who falls back and dies, suddenly, with defibrillators "Heeheeheeheeheeheehee!" bursts into idiotic laughter "Dat was my cousin!! I gonna go get doese malt balls back for you, 'cause he's a poo!" ~Puphf

dead body releases bowels and defecates as organs shut down ~Store Employee

absent minded/confused expression and tone "Noo! Not like dat!!" scratches chin, deep in thought "Dust in dat he's evil!! Heeheeheeheehee! Bu' dat's funny, doe!" ~Puphf

jumps to a running start "Heehee!! Doe worry, I gonn' get dem back!!" morphs into dragon form, spreads his wings, and soars off after Xycore, into the horizon ~Puphf