Puphf Writes #1

Today I decided dat I wantede ta go inta da house'a da old lady down da street i got hungry an' Josh's mom hasn't made any cookkies yet an I mostly only eat cookies my wife sed dat it wasnt a good idea but she t'ought it was funny so i went an i coudn't get in i doe ne why she didn't open da door i pounded on it an i yelled an i breathed dfire so she'd dssee me bu' i didn't t'ink she saw me so i had ta fly up high inta'ta da sky an i burs trough da ceiling she screamed an hit me wi da broom so an i didn' t knoww wha ta do eheheheeeeheeehee so i got rel mad ca'ause she was hitting me an i sed dat if my friend was wi' me id crush her wi' his big fat belly an' bu she keps t hittin me i didn't wa ta push her likee my friend wud 'cause i doe noe heeheeehe an i dust dsed sedm ‘‘AAAAAAAAAH!!!‘‘ an she got scared i an stopped hititn' me i sed ‘‘whas da big idea hittin' me!?‘‘ an' she sed ta get out you cretin an called animal control da whole situation wa gettin' out a hand an' i decidded i wasnt't mad really i forgave her so i licked her an she hit me and opended da odor an sed ‘‘get out, puphf! everybody knows your schimanigans! No one wanstz a dragon in their house like you!!!‘‘ i din't hear da rest so i sed ‘‘HIIIIIIIII I"m PUPHF‘‘ cc'ause i din't say i yet i sed ‘‘‘an youre a POO! heeheeheee where's da cookeis!?‘‘ she got reeal mad so i called her a big poo an i left i decided ta go inta da oder neighbors house i wsz lookin for some fun 'casue JOsh's busy wi' his summer school homeowkr so i tr'eough myself trough da wall an ' I foudn a laddu she got mad i hit her she dint't geive me no darn cookis bu' i found dem demn her husband came home he wasr eal happy he sed ‘‘You saved me from incessant nagging! Thanks, man!‘‘ he gave me moar cookies i took dem an den i poked him real hard wi' my claw 'cause dat was a mena 'ting ta say he got real mad i laughted Heeheeheehe he made funny nouses i' was fun i screamed wi him an den i left i going ta wash dosh's moms car tomorrorw i t'ink ill clean his room too lasd dtime i cleaned it wi da house it got realw et i did't like da water bu he got real mad for sme reason i was tryin ta be nice! Isx real late now Annallouu an' i went home c'ause we livein wi Xycore right now cause he has a big castle so dares nmore room for privacy since Annallouuu an i dust got married shes real beauticful bu she disappears eveyr morning i doe noe why i wake up an dares dis freak in our bathroom wi' stuff on her face impostering her i always throw dat jerk out da window! heeheehee! I'm bored i gonna stop typin ' now g'dnigth!
~Puphf (The Dragon-boy)