Listening to: Like The Ceiling Can't Hold Us
Reading: I DOE KNOE HOW TA READ! HEEHEHEEH!
Watching: Paint Dry. Read The Scene!
Playing: 'Let's Punch'a Dumb, Annoying Puphf'
Eating: COOKIES!! ALL DA TIME!!! I LOVE DEM!
Drinking: KETCHUP!
Puphf & Friends Say to Look at The Gallery (Their Character) Folders:
‘‘Look in the character folders to get to know us better!‘‘ ~Terry
‘‘You apprise the preponderance of these obtuse suits of carbon-scarfing flesh to accustom themselves to the acquaintance of our likes? I INTEREST, NOT, IN ACQUAINTING MYSELF WITH THESE VAPID HUMAN EXCREMENTS! They disgust me, and only do I succor my interests in being driven towards their culture and societal mentalities, FOR I SHALL OVERCOME ALL OF THEM ONE DAY!! As for getting to know these humans, I don't wanna! I detest them all!‘‘ ~Xycore
‘‘Xycore, we should be more welcoming! We entered their world from a far away land, after all! What if we scare them, or they think we––.‘‘ ~Terry
‘‘I SHALL STOMP UPON THEIR FILTHY, SOGGY REMAINS, SPILLING OUT THEIR ENTRAILS AND SPLATTING AND SMEARING THEM UPON THE FLOORS OF THE VERY PUNY WAD OF SEDIMENT UPON WHICH THEIR MANGEY FEET WALK!!! THEN ALL OF THEIR 99 CENT STORES AND DOLLAR TREES SHALL BE MINE, AND I WILL CEASE ALL OF THE MALT BALLS FOR MY PLEASURE AND TO MY LEISURE!! I WILL TAKE OUT OF THE BLESSED SITUATION ADVANTAGE AND ENJOY A WORLD DOMINATED BY MY LIKES, WHEREIN I SHALL CONQUER AND CLAIM ALL THE ONCE-HUMBLE ABODES OF THESE FILTHY HUMANIES!!! I WILL SIEZE THEIR COUCHES, HACK INTO THEIR NETFLIX ACCOUNTS WITH MY GENUIS, AND BINGE WATCH ALL OF THE EMBARRASSING KIDDIE SHOWS LIKE DORA THE EXPLORER, TO THEREIN TARNISH AND CORRUPT THE LIKES OF THEIR TELEVISIONS!!!‘‘ ~Xycore
suppresses nervous expression and sighs ‘‘I-I love all of you guys! You guys are so cool, and I am in love with your culture!! haha!‘‘ glances away and wipes sweat off her face* ‘‘I-I... I'm so grateful and blessed to all of you for allowing us to settle down, here, on your planet!! I think you're all so wonderful, and that you're––.‘‘ ~Terry
‘‘DOOOMED TO THE INSURGENCE OF MY INCLINING POWER!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL BUY ALL OF THE THINGIES ON AMAZON WITH YOUR AMAZON ACCOUNTS, WASTING ALL OF YOUR FILTHY, CHERISHED DOLLARS!!! I WILL TEAR APART YOUR BODIES, MUTILATING THEM TO A HEAPING PILE OF SMELLY FLESH, AND I SHALL THEN TAKE YOUR CELLULAR DEVICES AND WASTE ALL OF YOUR DATA ON EXPENSIVE APPS!!! I'LL CORRUPT AND TARNISH THE USEAGE OF YOUR COMMUNICATORS AND TOSS THEM TO YOUR HEAPING PILE OF MUTILATED FLESH!!!!‘‘~Xycore
‘‘Well I THINK you're all SUCH NICE BUNNIES and I can't WAIT to kiss ALL THE NICE-EST BUNNIES ON THE CHUBBY CHEECKIES!! HEEH EHE HEE I LOVE YOU! I'M PLUMB!!‘‘ ~Plumb
‘‘How can this get any worse?‘‘ ~Rai
‘‘You usually treat and threaten these humans with death, too, Rai.‘‘~Annallouu
‘‘Oh, I know, but, hey, what can I do when my son already beat me to it? Don't remind me, I'm actually quite peeved about it.“~Rai
‘‘Oh. I'm sorry.‘‘~Annallouu
‘‘I think it's a good change in you! I'm so proud––.‘‘~Terry
‘‘Nothing has changed, my dear. You always try to see the positives in people. What have I told you about doing that with me?‘‘~Rai
‘‘I'll go get the paint. Where's that empty wall in our castle? What floor is it on?‘‘~Terry
‘‘I've painted it, already, for you. It's still wet.‘‘~Rai
‘‘Okay.‘‘ Sighs and hangs head low ~Terry
‘‘Have fun with that 'hope' thing you always latch onto. Surely indulging it in a sure outcome will prove more impressive than getting any good to come to surface out of me.‘‘~Rai
‘‘I know, honey, I know. Hey, where did Xycore go?‘‘~Terry jumps at the rumbling sound of a loud scream
‘‘He went to destroy your newly painted wall. HehEHeheHHEehehEheEE!!‘‘~Plumb
‘‘And it sounds like he's killed one of our guards, or advisors.‘‘~Rai
‘‘PLUMB! I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO WATCHING IT DRY! I HAD SO MUCH HOPE IN AND BELIEVED IN IT!‘‘~Terry
‘‘Heeheehehe I knoe! HE's horrible! He's the specter of all end!‘‘~Plumb
in the distance ‘‘NO HOPE SHALL EXIST IN THIS FECULENT WOLRD!!!“ ~Xycore
‘‘XYCORE, NO1!!11!‘‘~Terry
‘‘I SHALL TARNISH THE RIDICULOUS VEIL OF YOUR HALFWITTED 'HOPE' THINGY WITH WHICH YOU DRESS YOUR STRESS-FILLED HEART FOR COMFORT!!! AND I HAVE SURELY CONQUERED THIS WALL!!!!‘‘ he screams as he begins to run in and out of all the bathrooms, frightening and shocking the lords and ladies of the castle who are showering and washing in them he come running out of each bathroom yelping ‘‘This is mine!‘‘, and with wearing each of the lords and (mostly) the ladies garments and undergarments, and leaving his mark, his graffitied signature, upon the bathroom walls with removable, shadow ink ~Xycore
‘‘IT TOOK ME ALL DAY TO PAINT THAT!!! Wait, I'm actually not mad. I could really care less.‘‘ watches Terry run off with stress ‘‘haha, ha, ha! I find this very amusing. You are certainly my son.‘‘~Rai
in response to Rai ‘‘OH, WELL, YOU'RE JUST A BUTT-HEAD, DOOFUS, MEANIE!!!‘‘~Xycore
to Rai, as well ‘‘I AM YOUR DAUGHTER IN LAW!!11!!!1! HEEHE HEE! I KNOW PUPHF SAYS YOU ARE A POO, BUT I THINK YOU'RE SECRETLY A REALLY NICE BUNNY!!‘‘~Plumb
‘‘HE IS WORSE THAN THE DEEPEST, DARKEST DEPTHS OF A PIT OF BLAZES AND KNIVES!!!!!!!!!! HE DESERVES TO DIE, FOR BEING A HORRID PARENT!!‘‘~Xycore
‘‘I doe believe you! I think you love him!!!‘‘~Plumb
‘‘I LOVE NO ONE BUT YOU! FORGET IT AND DIE, WRETCH!! YOU ARE THE ONLY EMBODIMENT OF PERFECTION ON EARTH!!!‘‘~Xycore
‘‘HEEheheehEHEHeh! She's dust my SISSTER!! HEHEehEHEHEEHEH! HER an' TERRY!‘‘~Puphf
‘‘Puphf? Oh, great. We all knew that, we're all famil––.‘‘~Rai
‘‘AND YOU MY FECULENT COUSIN!‘‘~Xycore
in an irritated tone ‘‘Everybody, gather 'round. We're actioning off an ‘interrupt Rai‘ ticket for 50% off––.‘‘~Rai
turns to Rai as he interrupts him ‘‘HeEHEHEhehehEHEehehe! MY BEST-EST FRIEND AN' I ALREADY GOT SEVEN!‘‘ Puphf reveals them to Rai, who is shocked because he was just being salty and making a joke. turns to the direction from whence sounded Xycore's voice ‘‘AN' IF YOU HURT HER, DEN YOU'RE GONNA PAY!‘‘~Puphf
‘‘PUWFEY, NO!‘‘~Plumb
turns to plumb ‘‘No wha'?‘‘~Puphf
‘‘I WUV HIM!‘‘~Plumb
‘‘I love you, too, Plumb!! An' my Best-est Friend, in da entire world!!‘‘~Puphf
‘‘I love no one––!‘‘ his voice cuts off as Terry finally reaches the 99th floor, and punches him out a window~Xycore
‘‘I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW ELSE TO STOP YOU! PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM MY–– Awwe, it's already dry!!‘‘~Terry
‘‘Hahaha ha, Puphf, I love your family! You're all so amusing. Terry, let's go paint another! We'll watch it dry together?‘‘~Annallouu
‘‘I'd love to get out of here. I-I mean, I love you all!‘‘ leaves with Annallouu, with Plumb tagging behind ~Terry
‘‘WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT PRETTY, AN' PINK!!‘‘~Plumb
Puphf and Rai glance at each other
‘‘Now iz dust me, an' you.‘‘ ~Puphf
Blinks, bored ~Rai
‘‘You're a––!!‘‘~Puphf
‘‘Poo?‘‘~Rai
Gasps ‘‘How'd you know I was gonna say dat!?!?‘‘ ~Puphf
‘‘I'm a wizard.‘‘~Rai
Gasps ‘‘WOOOWWWW!‘‘ suppresses his astonishment ‘‘Well, dat means you're dust stronger den you've been, before! An' dat not good! You're gonna invade da earth, again!‘‘ anger spreads across face. ‘‘An' I'm not gonna let you!‘‘~Puphf
‘‘I can also turn invisible.‘‘ ~Rai
‘‘Really!? DAs SO COOL! HOW?‘‘~Puphf
‘‘Are you sure you want me to show you?‘‘~Rai
‘‘YEAH!‘‘~Puphf
‘‘Really?‘‘~Rai
‘‘YES!! I already sed dat!‘‘ *Jumps up and down ‘‘I wanna know!‘‘~Puphf
punches Puphf in the face and walks away ‘‘Wake up, and then you'll see. Hahah haha, ha. You are such an idiot.‘‘ pulls out a nice, warm pie, seemingly from nowhere ‘‘Isn't he a pain?‘‘ ~Rai
in response to Rai ‘‘Yes. And you are, also, quite insane.‘‘ ~The Pie