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Russ by Rufellen

Russ

Rufellen

Name:
Russ
Age:
Unknown
Gender:
Male
Height:
6ft 3in
Weight:
variable
Species:
Shapeshifting Goo

Meet Russet in his guise as the manager, owner and inventor of the Anyplacement Agency
He tends to go by the name Russ when working at the agency and spends most of his time when not working in this beautiful, shiny, living vinyl deer get up!

But what does Anyplacement do you ask, why we provide employees to fill your strange, esoteric and unexpected staffing needs! Using the patented Nostor Industries Self Modulating Uniform or N.I.S.M.U. We will craft whatever it is you need, whatever species, for a duration of your choosing!

Our vision is to provide any job placement with the staff, the skills and the knowledge required to get the job done. Unlike traditional employment agencies we do not provide temporary office workers, chefs, plumbers or other trades. We provide a distinctive set of skilled workers to fulfil the needs of our clients.

The Anyplacement Temporary Staff,for the duration of your employment contract with us will be assigned a Nostor Industries Self Modulating Uniform or N.I.S.M.U. This suit is designed to turn you the user into the entity required by our employer for the duration of your contracted time with us.

Depending on the needs of our employer this could be a feral animal or a specific anthropomorphic animal, it could be larger, smaller then the original wearer of the suit! The fast acting bio-polymer catalyses the users body-mass to make the changes pre-programmed by our Agency Manager Russ and his deputy Sterling.

The suits are designed to induce the required form for the duration of office hours or contractually stipulated opening times. Upon the completion of the working day an appropriate catalyst will be administered to unlock the suit and permit our workers to return to a more comfortable form for off duty hours.

A few examples of our work are found below,
Say it's Christmas and your Charity needs an eye catching group of fund-raisers, what catches the attention more then shiny reindeer in Bells & Harness shaking donation buckets:
https://www.weasyl.com/submission/341618/temp-job

Or it could be summer and your business needs a new attraction to draw in all those summer holiday enjoying children and their suffering parents! We can provide you will a full tank of playful, adorable critters like otters. 100% furry, natural and acting as one would expect them to act in the wild! Your customers need never know that each otter is an Anyplacement employee wearing a N.I.S.M.U.
https://www.weasyl.com/submission/651021/summer-job

What about those of you who are looking for something a bit more permanent? Well Anyplacement can head-hunt, locate, hire and train staff members who are willing to don a N.I.S.M.U. permanently to full you exotic staffing needs.
https://www.weasyl.com/submission/805915/permanent-contract

We offer out reach programs, training retreats, workvations and many other activities which will give your staff a chance to unwind, relax and enjoy themselves as part of the Anyplacement team.

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Art by the fantastic Spiderdasquirrel
Sterling belongs to MapleGleam

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    Shiny weasel suit? :>

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      Indeed, that's Nall the pine marten