"Of course sex isn't the only thing I think of! Triple-bacon cheeseburgers also hold a special place in my heart."

Dirty-mouthed but well-meaning. Drives a massive 4x4 that actually manages to dwarf her. Talks like a sassy sistah. Oh no she di-int!

She's Leslie's cousin and often drives her around. Always encouraging Leslie to find herself a romantic relationship, though she doesn't seem to have any interest in finding one of her own. "Men can't handle all of THIS," she says as she grabs her stomach.