Ramen Noodles is probably most well known for his constant squinting scowl or his horrible temper. Cracking a joke with Ramen is a dangerous task. Half of the time he will laugh, and the other half means losing a eye or a tooth.

Ramen owns his own noodle shop where he serves noodles for a living. He takes his job very seriously and doesn't tolerate poor costumers. Locals know better than to short Ramen out on cash or try to dine and dash. Foolish travelers however usually end up wounded, or dead.

If there is one thing Ramen values the most... Its money. Greedy like a dragon and swift like a Tengu, Ramen is merciless when it comes to gold. Cracking a joke about money could end up getting a individual hurt. Not paying for your noodles usually means instant death. People will pay a good price with a bit of rare meat in their bowls.

Ramen speaks with a heavy Asian accent. He often yells and butchers his English. Ramen refuses to not wear his pants. It is his own personal secret as to why he always wears the same style of pants everyday. Ramen does not have a secret sweet spot to him. AKA: He is not nice to pretty ladies, pretty men, children, old people, dying people, poor people, rich people, or anything in general. He is down right mean to everything and everybody, including the crippled.

Becoming friends with Ramen has little benefits. It is nearly impossible to become friends with him unless things go flawless. It is easy to stay on his good side however. Make sure to pay full price, make your jokes not about money, and don't mess with his noodles!

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