(PLEASE NOTE: the 13+ rating means you can put him in akward sexual situations (ending up in cleviege, walking into a shower on accident, etc.), but for the love of science, please don't rule-34 him on me. it's not cool :I)

yea, dat's me, the one writing all dis shtuff. i'm generally a jackass, so unless you's a fox goil i lov--I-IMEAN UH know...of, don't expect me tah go easy on yas. i live in a giant city, where the leftovahs are delicious and da people are dicks. ah'm usually hanging out with a giant sea soipent and a big ol' monstah-thing. anywho dat's it so yeah

main abilities;

--stench (everywhere he goes, he brings along the scent of garbage, no matter how clean he is)

--skunk gun (uses his butt to squirt others with his scent. requires tomato juice, febreeze & a secret ingrediant to fully get rid of this stench. also may cause temporary blindness)

weaknesses:

--rural farm areas

--the sea