This is Dash: a regular chu trying to scrape by in this listless era.

A college dropout, he works as a bartender in Jersey City. He might call himself a "professional mixologist," but the put on pride doesn't last very long. Friends or companions enter and leave his life while he stands to watch, though at least planning events for the gay alliance helps to keep at least a part of his life on a regular schedule.

After hours tending bar he likes to get fucked up himself. He's not a habitual binge drinker, but his amphetamine and cocaine habits are beginning to frighten him. Dash's workplace is conveniently located by clubs and music venues, and he always knows where the cover is free. He finds anonymous sex is easy to take from the dance floor, and it helps to backstop the void and his empty wallet at the same time. Because it commands a hefty premium, he maintains his youthful look by steadfastly remembering to wear everstone earrings. Yes he's blessed with an attractive build regardless, but he's not making it into PQ.*

Not beyond hope but without hopes of greatness, Dash's story is worth mentioning mainly for his supernatural ability to change the size of any object at will.

* Pokémon Quarterly.