Fun fact: I finished the script for Epidemic around November-December 2019 and then in the meantime a bunch of bizarre things happened in the world so by the time I came to this page, what I originally intended to put here as hyperbole was actually legitimately being recommended. So I had to ramp up the absurdity appropriately.
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