It is whispered that any child who mistakes DRIFLOON for a balloon and holds on to it could wind up missing. -HGSS Pokedex Entry

Did I forget to mention that immelmann's Grey Kanto universe is really dark? Cause it's really dark.

So another thing I intended to do with this series is to showcase all those delightfully dark and/or ridiculous Pokedex entries throughout the Pokemon games. In fact, in preparation for this, I actually went through every single Pokemon's Pokedex entries, recorded them, and sorted them in a spreadsheet based on if they were terrifying or ludicrous or whatever. Fun times, actually.