‘Look at this garbage. What is this?’
‘Oh no, it’s my dreaded apple slicer.’
‘There’s no easy way to clean it!’
‘I clean it all the time.’
‘Impossible. I hate this thing.’
‘Just leave it in the sink.’

Commish for Firefox (@FA) of his bickering couple Tape and Tora (with thanks to him for the dialogue).

I’m still open for commissions in this style - request a project at commiss.io/moult if you’re interested.