Thunderlance drinking his Cheap Ass Whiskey. His criteria are quite simple: "Is it cheap? Will it get me drunk?"
He's not drunk enough to deal with this right now. Come back later. He's gotta keep drinking until you look good. Go to bed at 2 with a 10 and wake up at 10 with a 2. Or a couple 1s.

Ah, the graceful and majestic unicorn, such a beautiful creature. So poised, so elegant, so gonna be hung over tomorrow. Drunks think in Comic Sans, little known fact.

The "Cheap Ass Whiskey" label features a rather majestic image of Jacques, it's clever because "ass" means "donkey". I was originally going to label it "Skunk Piss" but I think my equines will favor the Cheap Ass Booze company. For cheap asses (and horses and zebras and ponies too).