the NASCAR SHOES mug is an actual thing that was made at one point. It's based on a mini comic my friend made:
http://devourcomics.tumblr.com/tagged/NASCAR-SHOES
There's a photo on here somewhere with a photo of the comic, which includes a photo of the mug. Kind of dumb but I can't find a pic of the mug itself right now.
Crampst cola is, fortunately, not real. I imagine it'd make you cramp if you drank it.
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