A word of caution
Warning! This song contains the following bad words: bitch, lust, whips, take, mate, blow, head and lover. It also features the word BEEP. Sensitive people, to whom the word BEEP is disturbing, are advised to go watch a Bi$ney movie instead.

Background
This song was made and performed as an in-game cinematic sequence in an Ironclaw game. It was done very much tongue-in-cheek, and is humorous, respectless and absolutely uncaring of any hint of professionalism.

All sound effects are done either vocally or foley with whatever I could find around me.

Dramatis Personae
The Narrator: This guy is always there, commenting on everything, but it's kind of funny that none of the other characters seem to hear him.
Roan: The heroine of this story, a dog, imprisoned by unfortunate circumstances, but trying to take matters in her own hands. She can be quite a bitch...
Rag: A scrawny wolf fool who tries to cover for Roan's attempts at rabble-rousing.
The Catpain: A sadistic wolf who loves his job as captain of the guards. At some time in the past, he got the nickname "Catpain" for some particular brutal act, and since he liked it, he adopted it as his own.
The Guard: A great admirer of Catpain. He aims to be as nasty as his superior, something that he isn't that good at.
The Prisoners: An absolutely pathetic lot of prisoners whose only skill seems to be to hit the right harmony at the right moment.

Lyrics
Narrator: As Roan took the stage to convince the other prisoners,
little did she know what would await her...

Roan: Look at you, the sight is pathetic
Weary workers without will
From cradle to grave, you toil as a slave
Is that destiny you fulfill?

Let's just do the arithmetic
The guards are pitifully few
With a brilliant plan, it is certain we can
Over-man them in one quick coup

Prisoner: Hah! It's easy for you to come here and bitch
It's not your tail that's going to fry
Roan: Oh, it's sizzling right along with yours
But don't you see, it's worth it,
It's worth every risk you can take
You're forgetting so much...

Roaming through the forest, free
No more whips or agony
Once more master of your fate
Hmm... what about your mate?

Think of lovers lost out there
Life and lust for bitch and mare
Yours to take with pleasure if
Once again you'll BEEP

Cheer from the prisoners
Roan: sigh Males... I knew it...
Oh well, think about it...
Think about it!

Stand with me and share my vision
(Of light and darkness)
There is freedom just behind the door
(Want to see more, want to see more)
It is time to decide, to stand up and with pride
Sound the drums of the final war

Time has gone for their derision
And it's time for us to vow
In life and lust, it is certain, we must
Follow in rebellion now!

The prisoners chant "Rebellion, rebellion", unaware of
the fact that the guards silently appear...
Catpain: Stop it!
Roan continues trying to get the prisoners into action
Catpain: Shut up, bitch!
Narrator: Shouted the captain of the guard
As he landed a heavy blow with the hilt
of his sword on the back of Roan's head
Catpain: And what's that chanting?
Did I hear "Rebellion"?
The prisoners make embarrassed sounds, stalling for time
Rag: Hmm... rebellion... we sell gin... We sell gin!
Narrator: And then a grey shape stormed forth from the shadows
to rescue the day
The prisoners quickly figure out the game, and start singing "We sell gin"

Rag: We sell gin for most fabulous prices
What flavour entices your fancy or whim
Have no fear, we sell beer
And our ale isn't stale
There is more, better learn to swim

(Where your tongue will ride) Don't you think!
(On the golden tide) Just you drink!
(Our wine is best) Lift your cup!
(Put it to the test) Bottoms up!

Catpain: Silence!
Narrator: Yelled the captain of the guard again
Catpain: That goes for you as well!
An abrupt whip lash silences the poor musician. The peaceful catpain
obviously hates all forms of violins...
Catpain: And who is that?
Guard: Nah, it's just that no-good rag we picked up
Thought he'd be safe with us... heh...
Asked us to take him in
Catpain: No really... seriously!
Guard: laugh Yeah, he's been in...dentured ever since
Worthless but harmless... just a moron.
Rag (invoking special fool powers): A fool, m'lord, but perhaps not such big a fool as yourself...
Rag unfortunately botches, and is silenced by a hard whip lash
Catpain: Such insolence! I've never...
Hmm... very well, you can stay here with your
new friends tonight. I've just thought out
something very special for you in the morning.
Sleep well if you can!
Oh, and bring the bitch
She's up for some... treatment as well...
The wolves chuckle cruelly as they drag the unconscious Roan away

Release date: Jul 4, 2002