"Oh! Is this your first time being robbed by the one and only Captain Veronica Victoria? That wide eyed stare, slacked jaw, and incoherent and slightly insane babbling give you away. Now I'm a busy woman, so I'm only going to explain how we're going to do this once. First, you're going to put that gun down. It's going to come as a surprise to you, what with what looks to be a very poppable balloon vixen drifting mere feet in front of you, but it turns out I've actually become quite resilient ever since my... change. Don't feel bad, it was a surprise to me, too. But it's just going to waste a good bullet, and make my crew on that ship over there... upset.

I'm going to come aboard now, and I want you to try very hard not to panic... Okay, you're panicking now. That's normal. Not every day a vixen filled with hot air comes floating by to start making demands. I need you to try really hard to STOP panicking for me. I assure you that neither you, nor anyone on this ship will be harmed, so long as you do as we ask. We're here for money, not murder. From there, we're going to help ourselves to anything that suits our fancy in your hold, We'll haul your valuables, whatever supplies you won't need to survive your trip back to the nearest port, we'll be on our way, and everyone will be happy... Mostly us... Actually, pretty much only us."