"Well, I'm a famous guitar sling
I got golden fingers
And I'm loved everywhere I go...(That sounds like me)
I sing about beauty and I sing about truth
At a cool million dollars a show...(Right)
I heal all their heart ills, the kind you don't help with pills,
But the thrill I've never known,
Is the thrill that'll getcha when you get your picture
On the cover of the LOL'ing Bone."

(Zero apologies to Dr.Hook, here)
Speaks for itself, I think. Come on..If you've been following me or have known me long enough, you had to know I'd get to this at SOME point.