Well this seems quite topical! With my last two submissions (both requests) being pump-offs, my mate and I decided to pull out the inflatable suits and have a little inflation contest of our own! We've done this before in the past , but then we were just setting up discrete shots to give the illusion of an inflate-off. This time, we decided to do the contest for real!

Here we have myself wearing the muscle Zael suit, and Sabre Dragon wearing fatty Zael, with my big green IW.de dragon standing vigil as the referee. The rules were simple: start pumping on the count of three, and the first dragon to stop pumping is the loser! (Of course, if either suit nears the bursting point, the match would also be stopped, and that wearer would lose.)

From the very outset, I told my mate that he would win. Previous sessions had proven that no matter how strong and powerful that muscled beast was, nothing can beat that huge, fat belly - it just takes too much air! But that overconfidence proved to be misplaced, as two factors conspired to make the match more even. First, the muscled dragon was given the foot pump: much easier to continue using even when overinflated, and second, once that fatty suit starts to puff up significantly, it becomes MUCH harder to move! As a result, all those cheeky little belly pokes by the fatty one gave me enough time to inflate my mate beyond any hope of winning!