This is Homer.
Homer is three things - lazy, a tramp, and blunt.
But he's not mean. He's my absolute favorite Pokemon I've raised from a little Mareep in Heart Gold. He will never evolve into an Ampharos because he swallowed an Everstone. He has slept with many females and as a result he has a couple of kids floating around here and there; Thales the Mareep is one of his known children.
He makes a point to visit all of his kids; he's not a bad father... just a poor mate. However, in recent years he's been fuckin' around with a Zoroark that's just as sleazy as he is... and I think he likes it...
He has an older sister named Illiad who hates him. In fact she's actively trying to kill him, but this is a story left for another day.
Getting away from his back story, this is also an example of my paper craft creatures. They are 100% cut out by hand using Acid and Ligin Free Scrapbook paper. Homer is an example of a $20 papercraft. ;3