Badger Romance
A song about a badger’s never-ending search for true mug.
Zef is so sorry for these lyrics, but not really… 2018 Shenanigans

Intro
random awoos and stuff from backup singers throughout, because
Oooh, caught in a badger romance! (x2)
(random ra-ra-raaawrs from backup singers throughout)
Rawr, rawr, wakin’ u-upp, (x3)
A badger romance! glaring at audience!
Rawr, rawr, wakin’ u-upp, (x3)
A badger romance! glaring at audience!
Part 1
I want your coffee, so give it now, please! grabby paws
I want some deep dark roast, no sugar, no tease,
I want your mug… more grabby paws
Mug, mug, mug while doing slammy paws
I want your mug! glarey growl (HEY!)
I want your java, straight drip or French press
I want a way to shake this bad morning stress, run paw through headstripe
I want your mug…
Mug, mug, mug – I want your mug! (HEY!)
(Backup singers: “Mug, mug, mug, your coffee mug…”)
Slow Part 1
You know I got cookies… sharey paws
And you know I don’t want boops. “NO!” shakey paw
I want a bad-badger romance!
Chorus
I want your mug and coffee that never ends
You and me could have a badger romance! (Backup: woahawoo)
So fill ‘er up, we’ll be the bestest of friends,
You and me could have a badger romance! (Backup: woahawoo)
(Lots of backup woahawooing)
Oooh, caught in a badger romance! (x2)
Rawr, rawr, wakin’ up, (x3)
A badger romance! glaring at audience!
Part 2
Why don't ya pour some? Aim for the top line, points
‘cause I’m a manimal, that coffee is MINE! snarly face
I want your mug…
Mug, mug, mug while doing slammy paws
I want your mug! attempted non-morning-purrson drama-sexy pose
‘cause I’ll go psycho if I do not lick
Something that’s caffeinated, baby, so quick,
I want your mug…
Mug, mug, mug while doing slammy paws
I want your mug! badger version of puppy eyes
Slow Part 2
You know I got cookies… sharey paws
And you know I don’t want boops. covers snoot
(Background: ‘cause I’m a mean badger, baby!)
I want a bad-badger romance!

Chorus 2
I want your mug and coffee that never ends
You and me could have a badger romance! (Backup: woahawoo)
So fill ‘er up, we’ll be the bestest of friends,
You and me could have a badger romance! (Backup: woahawoo)
Oooh, caught in a badger romance! (x2)
(Lots of backup woahawooing) (x2)
Rawr, rawr, wakin’ u-up, (x3)
A badger romance? glaring at audience!
Rawr, rawr, wakin’ u-up, (x3)
A badger romance? glaring at audience!
Slow Part 3
Walk, walk, kitchen, baby. Cup of mud now; don’t be lazy. (x3)
Walk, walk, kitchen, baby. Cup of – I’m a mean badger, baby!
I want your mug, coffee that never ends
I want your mug. We’ll be bestest of friends
Chitter badger sounds, with some growls and a scold spoken with bad French accent, because
Chigger badger sounds, just don’t bring it back cold! (backup singers agree) still in bad French accent
Just don’t bring it back cold! (x2, backups still agree)
A badger romance! chitterchuff (x2)
Chorus 3
I want your mug and coffee that never ends
You and me could have a badger romance! (Backup: woahawoo)
So fill ‘er up, we’ll be the bestest of friends,
You and me could have a badger romance! (Backup: woahawoo)
Oooh, caught in a badger romance! (x2)
(Lots of backup woahawooing) (x2)

End
Rawr, rawr, wakin’ u-up,
What’s this? Got my cup?
Thanks, now – go run off! shooes away with one paw
A badger romance... lifts mug to sip

Lyrics by StormcallerZef (http://www.furaffinity.net/user/stormcallerzef )

Art by Wolnir( http://www.furaffinity.net/user/wolnir )